Milk Gone Wild; It’s Just More PETA Porn
Will somebody clarify PETA’s mission for me? Are they posing as a group of latter day Dr. Dolittles or as modern purveyors of soft core porn? They’ve often crossed to the sleazier side of self-promotion, gladly exploiting women’s bodies in their self-described role of fighting against the exploitation of animals so I'm guessing they're not singing "Talk to the Animals."
Their latest stunt would do 60’s porn meister Russ Meyer proud. Taking a cue from his string of not-quite B movies featuring impossibly big-breasted women of a certain morally casual attitude, they’ve produced a series of TV commercials called “Milk Gone Wild.” They’re loosely based on those "Girls Gone Wild" video tapes hawked on late night TV.
You won’t see these tasteless and tawdry examples of PETA porn on TV. Even the most money-grubbing networks have had the good sense to turn them down.
The spots feature Ashley Marriott, described as Udder Babe #1; Kerin Hayden Carlson, Udder Babe #2: Chesty LeBeau, Udder Babe #3, and Melanie Melons, Udder Babe #4, all “flashing” leering male patrons in a low rent bar. Of course, you don’t see their personal mammaries, they’re all wearing cow-like udders. Get it?
What’s next for the princes of porn at PETA? Fornicating for fur?
If you’re in the mood to watch something you wouldn’t want your children to see, the web site for all this trash is www.milkgonewild.com. You can even buy a prosthetic big rubber udder just like the Udder Babes were sporting. Be the first in your neighborhood…
Will somebody clarify PETA’s mission for me? Are they posing as a group of latter day Dr. Dolittles or as modern purveyors of soft core porn? They’ve often crossed to the sleazier side of self-promotion, gladly exploiting women’s bodies in their self-described role of fighting against the exploitation of animals so I'm guessing they're not singing "Talk to the Animals."
Their latest stunt would do 60’s porn meister Russ Meyer proud. Taking a cue from his string of not-quite B movies featuring impossibly big-breasted women of a certain morally casual attitude, they’ve produced a series of TV commercials called “Milk Gone Wild.” They’re loosely based on those "Girls Gone Wild" video tapes hawked on late night TV.
You won’t see these tasteless and tawdry examples of PETA porn on TV. Even the most money-grubbing networks have had the good sense to turn them down.
The spots feature Ashley Marriott, described as Udder Babe #1; Kerin Hayden Carlson, Udder Babe #2: Chesty LeBeau, Udder Babe #3, and Melanie Melons, Udder Babe #4, all “flashing” leering male patrons in a low rent bar. Of course, you don’t see their personal mammaries, they’re all wearing cow-like udders. Get it?
What’s next for the princes of porn at PETA? Fornicating for fur?
If you’re in the mood to watch something you wouldn’t want your children to see, the web site for all this trash is www.milkgonewild.com. You can even buy a prosthetic big rubber udder just like the Udder Babes were sporting. Be the first in your neighborhood…
posted by Chuck Jolley at 9:24 PM
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