Thursday, November 09, 2006


PETA's pedophilia porn

Leaving no fetish untouched, PETA talked soft core princess Dominique Swain into posing in what appears to be a high school classroom for their next print ad.

Naked. Sans clothing. Not a stitch.

Just in case her name doesn't ring a bell, she starred in the remake of Lolita, the notorious Vladimir Nabakov novel about a dirty old man's lust for a teenage 'nymphet.' Typecasting at its sleaziest, she was 17 at the time she made her movie debut, just under the age of legal consent in most places. And, also at its sleaziest, PETA's naughty boys borrowed liberally from the most sensationalistic parts of the movie for the photo op.

She's obviously been a bad girl (why else would she be standing naked in a classroom?) and her punishment is writing "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" repeatedly. I'm not sure where they intend the ad to run. Playboy? Penthouse? The New York Times?

The presumed backstory on the photo shoot: One might guess that she wore a fur coat and nothing else to the PETA High School prom. Forced to give it up on the spot to keep a homeless sheepherder warm in Outer Mongolia, she's left to stand alone and unadorned while she serves out her sentence. The PETA creative team and other adolescent male classmates are probably window peeping while they giggle and punch each other.

So let's grant that PETA's porno promos hit home amongst the pedophiles and pornophiles of the world. Rest assured that few of these pervs are molesting innocent animals. They've certainly been taught a serious lesson.

Now let's see if they can step out of the muck and approach their marketing with a more serious attitude.

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