Pink wants you to kick the bucket

More PETA porn surfaced when pop tart Pink launched a global attack against KFC.

She's backing PETA (People for the Ethical treatment of Animals) on her Web site in a "Kick the Bucket" campaign.

The petition, on PinksPage.com, asks Kentucky Fried Chicken to stop its "cruel breeding practices" and cruel killing methods in producing its chicken product.

"Celebrities" such as Pamela Anderson, the Dalai Lama (Editor's note: He's a vegetarian, isn't he?), the Black Eyed Peas with the always tasteful Fergie shaking her "lady" lumps, and the softspoken Reverend Al Sharpton have lodged similar complaints against KFC.

PETA keeps working its way through a "B" list of semi-celebs, most of whom gained fame for their "D" cups and not their intellect or great talent, to promote their dubious claims. Their soft core porn approach is getting weary so I suppose they'll have to take the next logical step. When will they start working with genuine hard core porn princesses? Ask cousin Brucie. Only he knows and he's keeping that timetable buried deep in his puerile mind.