Vegetarians Make Better Lovers, Says Couple
(Editor's note: More PETA porn. They pulled this sophomoric stunt in 2004 and felt compelled to do it again. Of course it takes some time to find a compatible male and female slut to perform like this in public. At least it takes time at the PETA Palace of Public Porn.)
Los Angeles — In a public display of passion that’s bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA members—a former Naval instructor wearing only boxer shorts and a raven-haired beauty decked out in sexy lingerie—will passionately make out in a bed set up on the sidewalk at a prominent intersection in order to make the point that vegetarians are better lovers. While the comely couple is "getting it on," activists holding a banner reading, "Vegetarians Make Better Lovers," will pass out free vegetarian starter kits to let gaping onlookers know how they can spice up their own sex lives. It’s all part of PETA’s "Live Make-Out Tour":
Date: Friday, March 10
Time: 12 noon
Place: Intersection of Hollywood Boulevard and N. Highland Avenue
Why do vegetarians have it all over meat-eaters in the bedroom? For one thing, vegetarians are, on average, more fit and trim and have more energy and stamina than people who stuff themselves with fat-laden meat, dairy products, and eggs. And vegetarians don’t have to rely on chemical potions such as Viagra to be up for any opportunity: The cholesterol in meat and other animal products causes hardening of the arteries, slowing the flow of blood to all the body’s vital organs, not just to the heart. And speaking of heart, there’s nothing sexy about someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of animals who are raised and killed for food each year.
"What could be more of a turn-on than snuggling up to someone who’s both passionate and compassionate?" asks PETA Director of Vegan Campaigns Bruce Friedrich. "Try a veggie burger in the kitchen for a whopper in the bedroom!"
(Editor's note: Oh, puhleeze, Brucie! Show some class. This kind of public display of affection went out of style when you were in high school. OK, maybe you're still there? Maybe you're not getting enough so you're resorting to this kind of nonesense to make up for your obvious...ummmm....errr....shortcomings?)
(Editor's note: More PETA porn. They pulled this sophomoric stunt in 2004 and felt compelled to do it again. Of course it takes some time to find a compatible male and female slut to perform like this in public. At least it takes time at the PETA Palace of Public Porn.)
Los Angeles — In a public display of passion that’s bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA members—a former Naval instructor wearing only boxer shorts and a raven-haired beauty decked out in sexy lingerie—will passionately make out in a bed set up on the sidewalk at a prominent intersection in order to make the point that vegetarians are better lovers. While the comely couple is "getting it on," activists holding a banner reading, "Vegetarians Make Better Lovers," will pass out free vegetarian starter kits to let gaping onlookers know how they can spice up their own sex lives. It’s all part of PETA’s "Live Make-Out Tour":
Date: Friday, March 10
Time: 12 noon
Place: Intersection of Hollywood Boulevard and N. Highland Avenue
Why do vegetarians have it all over meat-eaters in the bedroom? For one thing, vegetarians are, on average, more fit and trim and have more energy and stamina than people who stuff themselves with fat-laden meat, dairy products, and eggs. And vegetarians don’t have to rely on chemical potions such as Viagra to be up for any opportunity: The cholesterol in meat and other animal products causes hardening of the arteries, slowing the flow of blood to all the body’s vital organs, not just to the heart. And speaking of heart, there’s nothing sexy about someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of animals who are raised and killed for food each year.
"What could be more of a turn-on than snuggling up to someone who’s both passionate and compassionate?" asks PETA Director of Vegan Campaigns Bruce Friedrich. "Try a veggie burger in the kitchen for a whopper in the bedroom!"
(Editor's note: Oh, puhleeze, Brucie! Show some class. This kind of public display of affection went out of style when you were in high school. OK, maybe you're still there? Maybe you're not getting enough so you're resorting to this kind of nonesense to make up for your obvious...ummmm....errr....shortcomings?)
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