PETA pornsters ticket "fashion felonies"

On Friday, Christine Clarridge, a Seattle Times staff reporter, wrote about PETA's latest effort at schoolboy porn.

"Wearing 'police officer' uniforms, two scantily clad women from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) drew a small crowd Wednesday afternoon as they issued 'tickets' for the 'fashion felonies' of wearing fur, leather or wool."

Sue Oliver and Rachel Bjork are this month's soft core pornettes, gleefully exploiting themselves for a little press coverage and, oh yeah...a cause. As usual, they said braving the cold was "worthwhile if it helped people think twice about how animals that provide materials for clothing items are treated."

The duo, accompanied by a handful of animal-right activists, didn't write many tickets during their hourlong stay at the mall, but they drew plenty of hoots, hollers and admirers.

"It's a great way to raise awareness about a serious issue," Oliver said as she wrote a ticket to a teenage boy who had planted himself in front of her and pointed out his leather shoes.

Teen age boy? Come on! This should be predictable since PETA has started a blog they've names --- I'm serious about this --- PETA File. What kind of perverse pun is that?

For the rest of the hormonal teenage boys who couldn't make it to the mall for the Sue and Rachel skin show, PETA porn is in high gear, promoting their annual North America's Sexiest Vegetarians contest. It's at least an equal opportunity effort. They're looking for the sexiest men as well as women. Let no potential centerfold go uncovered.