How did I miss this?

PETA porn has usually been content with the tease - suggested nudity, coy shots of semi-naked people - but not the whole enchilada. Earlier this year, they took the final step to tastelessness when they went full frontal in a state of the union "takeoff" speech with production values not quite worthy of 'Plan 9 from Outer Space,' often called the worst movie ever produced.

Plan 9's producer/director Ed Wood, Jr. can rest easy in the knowledge that new lows have been reached in the history of cinema, bumping him from his spot at th ebottom of the totem pole. Whoever helmed this silly bit of PETA porn should never have been allowed in a director's chair.

Click here http://www.peta.org/feat/stateoftheunion/index.asp to view PETA's state of the union. Just make sure the kids are out of the room first.

Playboy's Holly Madison: 'I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur'
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And she does. Often. Once again the puerile people at PETA gor for the cheap seats, the T & A, to make their point. They're using Playboy model Holly Madison, star of The Girls Next Door, girl friend of geriatric Hugh Hefner - they refer to her as his number one 'honey bunny' to flaunt her fanny---I mean to spread their message Holly is a dear, sweet girl, the apple of her proud mother's eye, who shares both Hef and his home, the Playboy Mansion, with Girls Next Door stars Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson in the popular E! channel reality show.

Holly is so passionate about saving animals killed for their fur that the blond bombshell bared her bunny tail alongside the tagline "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur." I'm sure the good old boys at PETA came along to withness the shoot and maybe red some articles in the magazine, too.

To further quote the press release, "As Holly knows, nice girls—and guys, too!—always fake it. With so many beautiful and warm faux furs available, there’s no reason—or excuse—to kill animals for their fur." But there is always plenty of reasons to "get nekkid" for PETA.

From Australia

Most Downloaded Woman Urges KFC to Clean Up Its Low-Down, Dirty Ways

Covered only by her long, blonde hair and strategic pose and holding two small chicks, the “World’s Most Downloaded Woman,” Sarah Jane, appears in an eye-catching new PETA porn ad urging people to boycott KFC until it stops crippling chickens and scalding them to death.

Says Sarah Jane, “Chickens raised for meat are commonly crammed by the tens of thousands into filthy warehouses with no access to fresh air or sunlight. Many of them suffer from respiratory diseases, bacterial infections, crippled legs, and heart attacks.”

Yeah, and she could catch her death of a cold, too.

Sarah Jane’s ad is the latest in PETA’s campaign against KFC. She joins the ranks of celebrities, scholars, and political leaders, such as Paul McCartney, Pamela Anderson, the Rev. Al Sharpton, and the Dalai Lama, in urging KFC to treat the 850 million chickens who end up in its boxes and buckets each year with at least an ounce of dignity.

Sarah, of course, forgot her dignity.

This time our PETA pornsters are flashing their Aussie and Asian friends. Thank God, they haven't talk big Al Sharpton into posing for one of these.

More PETA Porn - Joanna Krupa: ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’

Model, actor, poseur for Playboy, Maxim and all the other laddie magazines, and spokesperson for Dollhouse Clothing, supermodel Joanna Krupa is known for her 'clothing optional' photo shoots. The Polish-born soft-core porno babe bares it all in PETA´s latest and raciest “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad.

And to top it off, she posed in not one but three versions of the sexy ad! And did an R-rated video of the whole thing, too! Gosh, I'm all atwitter!

If your pubescent hormones are racing, you can see the posters and watch behind-the-scenes footage from the shoot and her exclusive interview with PETA. If your dorm room needs decorating and someone keeps stealing you Playbout centerfolds off the wall, you can enter to win one of a limited number of Krupa's posters.

One lucky fan will receive a PETA T-shirt and a PETA hat signed by Joanna as well as one signed copy of each poster. Twenty runners-up will receive a personal copy of each poster. Go to www.peta.com and fill out the entry form. Offer void if you were sober or not on spring break in Cabo San Lucas when you entered the contest. Entries limited to the frat house gang who think "Animal House" is a blueprint for college life.

PETA pornsters ticket "fashion felonies"

On Friday, Christine Clarridge, a Seattle Times staff reporter, wrote about PETA's latest effort at schoolboy porn.

"Wearing 'police officer' uniforms, two scantily clad women from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) drew a small crowd Wednesday afternoon as they issued 'tickets' for the 'fashion felonies' of wearing fur, leather or wool."

Sue Oliver and Rachel Bjork are this month's soft core pornettes, gleefully exploiting themselves for a little press coverage and, oh yeah...a cause. As usual, they said braving the cold was "worthwhile if it helped people think twice about how animals that provide materials for clothing items are treated."

The duo, accompanied by a handful of animal-right activists, didn't write many tickets during their hourlong stay at the mall, but they drew plenty of hoots, hollers and admirers.

"It's a great way to raise awareness about a serious issue," Oliver said as she wrote a ticket to a teenage boy who had planted himself in front of her and pointed out his leather shoes.

Teen age boy? Come on! This should be predictable since PETA has started a blog they've names --- I'm serious about this --- PETA File. What kind of perverse pun is that?

For the rest of the hormonal teenage boys who couldn't make it to the mall for the Sue and Rachel skin show, PETA porn is in high gear, promoting their annual North America's Sexiest Vegetarians contest. It's at least an equal opportunity effort. They're looking for the sexiest men as well as women. Let no potential centerfold go uncovered.