From Australia

Most Downloaded Woman Urges KFC to Clean Up Its Low-Down, Dirty Ways

Covered only by her long, blonde hair and strategic pose and holding two small chicks, the “World’s Most Downloaded Woman,” Sarah Jane, appears in an eye-catching new PETA porn ad urging people to boycott KFC until it stops crippling chickens and scalding them to death.

Says Sarah Jane, “Chickens raised for meat are commonly crammed by the tens of thousands into filthy warehouses with no access to fresh air or sunlight. Many of them suffer from respiratory diseases, bacterial infections, crippled legs, and heart attacks.”

Yeah, and she could catch her death of a cold, too.

Sarah Jane’s ad is the latest in PETA’s campaign against KFC. She joins the ranks of celebrities, scholars, and political leaders, such as Paul McCartney, Pamela Anderson, the Rev. Al Sharpton, and the Dalai Lama, in urging KFC to treat the 850 million chickens who end up in its boxes and buckets each year with at least an ounce of dignity.

Sarah, of course, forgot her dignity.

This time our PETA pornsters are flashing their Aussie and Asian friends. Thank God, they haven't talk big Al Sharpton into posing for one of these.