Sunday, July 15, 2007


PETA's Pen Is Mightier Than the Matador's Sword?
PETA claims Annamarie Lytle is a supermodel. Although the votes aren't in on that one, they have talked her into dropping trou' for the cause. Or maybe she as just interested in a litttle free publicity to jump start a flagging career as a web-famous bikini babe.
She's baring it all for the bulls#@* by posing for one of those cheesey pens that used to be sold at fly-by-night carnivals. It features a clothed Lytle that quickly turns into an uncensored image wearing nothing but plastic horns and a red bandana when the pen is inverted.
The press release asked "Why is Lytle shedding her clothes on a writing implement?" The sniggering little rat boy who wrote the copy hits us with a real groander of an answer: "She wants to "draw" attention to the cruel Running of the Bulls, during which frightened bulls are terrorized with electric prods and sharp sticks in order to force them to stampede."
Never at a loss for reasons to get the ladies to expose more than eough, PETA's Running of the Nudes is a soft core porn alternative to the Running of the Bulls which took place July 5 in Pamplona.
A form on PETA's let people enter a drawing for ten pen winners woth a grand prize of an autographed photo of Lytle. I'm sure it's already thumbtacked to a wall in some college freshman's dorm room.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home