You Know the Drill

After a short hiatus caused by totalling an automobile, I'm back and late at picking up the latest stunt by the snickering boys at PETA. Always in love with a little T & A, one of the brew crew PETA pornsters checked his copy of Playboy and found Michelle Manhart, U.S. Army drill sergeant and Playboy poseur.

"Perfect for PETA!" they thought. "She's a hot babe and she's already shown she'll get naked for the camera." The controversy created by the army drumming her out of the service for her flashy side job only fueled their lust.

Of course, Michelle gladly got naked again, this time to support PETA’s anti-fur campaign. Playboy's press people think Michelle’s ad is at least the 11th "Playboy-approved body" in PETA print or billboard advertising. The others include Playmates Anna Nicole Smith, Pamela Anderson and Lauren Anderson, Baywatch stars Traci Bingham and Gena Lee Nolin, actress Carre Otis, Survivor star Jenna Morasca, swimsuit model Joanna Krupa, host-of-all-trades Bonnie-Jill Laflin, and Girl Next Door Holly Madison.

Playboy babes often take part in PETA’s street protests, too. Robin Arcuri likes to appear in public places, her body adorned with lines and text indicating “BREAST”, “THIGH”, “FLANK.” Get it? It's as clever as they get at Playboy....err PETA!